Sup? It really freaks out high schoolers and middle schoolers when I’m making my round of the class, making sure no one is listening to his or her iPod and is actually doing work when I say that. I’ll come up behind a misbehaver, and say, “Sup?” It’s just a little reminder that I’m there. Usually, they smile shyly and accept defeat. I think it works because I’m not being a disciplinarian. I’m just telling them I know what’s going on, and it’s not going to continue. More reasons I’ll be the greatest teacher ever.
So this past month has largely been full of school work (why I took 9 credits, I’ll never know) and oh, um….my birthday. My twenty-eighth! I’m old as fuck!
No, I know I’m not. But Ryan and I went to Gordon Biersch to get their beer sampler in honor of my birthday, and neither of us was carded. I’d like to blame Ryan’s sweet ass beard, but it stung a bit just the same. Still, I suppose it’s nice to be closer to 30 than 20. 20-year-olds are idiots.
So as to not make this a lame “sorry I’m a bad blogger” post, I’m going to show you the list of most searched terms that leads people to my blog. Some may shock and horrify you.
- religion – This is no shocker. I’m always ranting about religion.
- “that would be telling…” - This one thrills me because it means some of you read this at one point and just had to get back! YOU LOVE ME!!!!!!!! (or you very possibly hate me and have to show your friends why I’m going to hell.)
- funeral potatoes for two – Well, the recipe I have isn’t for two, but embarrassingly the two of us did eat it. All of it.
- chicken fromage – One of my best recipes, and from Mama D! You should love it!
- hate when people make out at your house – Me too, Internets. Me too.
….And my very favorite:
- fingerboot – lolwut? Did I actually blog about fingerboot? A fingerboot? THE FINGERBOOT?
What is this? I don’t even…
So mostly, I can conclude that you are strange people. But I really love you. Please keep searching weird shit and keep coming back, even when I spend too much time getting old and doing grad school.
From the people